psychotic-symptomatology:

lucifer-in-a-dress:

thesarcasticshit:

psychotic-symptomatology:

lucifer-in-a-dress:

sup whores

*\*\*hi.

a John’s cock usually

hot

*\*\*Innuendo.

A public service announcement

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jeffreemania:

Photos By Devin Mitchell

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karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

NERRRRRRD!!!!!!

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

NERRRRRRD!!!!!!

(Source: unconscious-mindset)

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thc-thehappychemical:

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: farfrompaid)

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refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

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fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

(Source: fruitcrocs)

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evilsupplyco:

What is a hero without a villain?
Useless.

What is a villain without a hero?
Successful.

(Source: evilsupplyco)

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051. 9 close-ups of Nine

Do you wanna come with me? ‘Cause if you do, then I should warn you — you’re gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won’t be quiet, it won’t be safe, and it won’t be calm. But I’ll tell you what it will be: the trip of a lifetime! ”

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psychotic-symptomatology:

o̮̭̬̯͇̿u̯̺r̸̜͂̈́ͤs̥͖̽̽ ͎̰̄̏̿nͭͯ̄̾o̡̹̖͖̜͍̳͌w̴̭̍.̜͖̗̪͉͇̖.̷̦͕̣͔̣́̚.̧̻̩̪̥̼

psychotic-symptomatology:

o̮̭̬̯͇̿u̯̺r̸̜͂̈́ͤs̥͖̽̽ ͎̰̄̏̿nͭͯ̄̾o̡̹̖͖̜͍̳͌w̴̭̍.̜͖̗̪͉͇̖.̷̦͕̣͔̣́̚.̧̻̩̪̥̼

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